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    Fur seal - Crap Taxidermy @Crap Taxidermy Follow When your Mums been shouting you to get out of bed for 20 minutes and you finally hear her coming up the stairs...
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    Adaptation - Follow Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy usder O wich ger G temHa 1 stark When the diets going well but you hear the vela Sad Greater glider Eukalyptuswlder Ostaus wicht grölter Gleitbeutle Hauptnahrung Eukal stark vergnerten Blinddy Ice Cream van outside... Eacalypt foests o gider E Greater glider Eucalypt forests of eastern glider Exeutes glides of mainly on calypt leaves enlarged cacco. Strictly
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    Elk - Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy Follow "I told you it was fucking hunting season Doreen but Nooooo, we had to visit your sisters new place by the lake!" 2:40 PM - 22 Jun 2016
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    Cat - Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy Follow When you ask your Mum to stop at McDonalds but she drives past because "Theres food at home."...
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    Photo caption - Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy Follow When you get to the front of the line but you're still not sure what to order...
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    Mammal - Crap Taxidermy @Crap Taxidermy Follow Waitress: "Hows your food?" Me:
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    Brown bear - Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy Follow When your Dad steps on a piece of Lego after you told him you cleaned your room... 4:21 AM-24 May 2018 285 Retweets 1,108 Likes
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    Tiger - Crap Taxidermy @Crap Taxidermy Follow Waking up naturally 3 minutes before your alarm VS pressing snooze 3 times... Barcroft Imagas 11:52 PM 4 Oct 2016 525 Retweets 918 Likes
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    Wildlife - Crap Taxidermy @Crap Taxidermy Follow "Wheres the nearest toilet!? I'm about to Puma pants!" 8:19 AM - 14 Dec 2018 288 Retweets 1,040 Likes
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    Dog - Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy Follow "I would like to speak with your manager please."
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    Hair - Crap Taxidermy @Crap Taxidermy Follow When everybody is talking about their fun plans for the weekend but you work in retail...
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    Text - Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy Follow When the "Spreadable" Butter rips a hole in your brea... 2:59 PM 27 Nov 2018
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    Fish - Crap Taxidermy @Crap Taxidermy Follow Saturday night vs Sunday morning... 1:13 AM - 4 Nov 2018
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    Text - Crap Taxidermy @Crap Taxidermy Follow When your Mums making you do housework and then says you're not doing it properly...
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    Terrestrial animal - Crap Taxidermy @Crap Taxidermy Follow When you use Google to win an arguement and realise you were wron...
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    Wildlife - Crap Taxidermy @CrapTaxidermy Follow When its the school holidays, 30 degrees celsius, humid af and you're starting to regret having childre...
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    Canidae - Crap Taxidermy @Crap Taxidermy Follow When you're drunk and look to your friend for help but they're even worse... 4:46 AM - 1 Jun 2018
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    Lion - Crap Taxidermy @Crap Taxidermy Follow When your wife's parents are coming over and you see them pull up on the drive...
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    Snout - Crap Taxidermy @Crap Taxidermy Follow When you go to somebody's house for the first time and it says "Live, laugh and love" on one of the walls somewhere.. 10:49 PM - 17 May 2018
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    Text - Crap Taxidermy @Crap Taxidermy Follow When you're hungover and you have to get out of bed to find water... 1:08 AM - 22 Apr 2018 RONT 473 Retweets 1,563 Likes

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